hey turds. you suckers still read this thing don't ya? i know you do. i went through all this trouble to log in and drag the mouse over to 'create post' and click it is because i want all of you to read this thing that zul wrote about me. oh look at me, i'm all blue..please click on me! that is all.
aahhh no break ahhh no break ahhhh.
p.s: pussy.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Friday, April 3, 2009
SUCK ON THIS!
my bermudas must be clean, my leg hair must be growing and the planets must be aligned today because I WAS ACCEPTED INTO TEMASEK POLYTECHNIC FINANCE INFORMATICS!
muahaha.. you guys are all pussies!
muahaha.. you guys are all pussies!
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
get better zul
i saw this guy chasing his girlfriend down dhoby ghaut tonight and reminded myself that my disillusionment with girls can only last so long. me, zul and shah are bound to end up back in the rut of anti-creativity disguised as "girlfriends".
my sister is flying off for 5 days starting tonight. hercules hangs tonight. zul and whoever else he's bringing prooooobably tonight. winning eleven on the ps3 tonight.
p.s: you all are pussies. remember that.
my sister is flying off for 5 days starting tonight. hercules hangs tonight. zul and whoever else he's bringing prooooobably tonight. winning eleven on the ps3 tonight.
p.s: you all are pussies. remember that.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
"maaaak kalau tau, tak online sak"
why is it that i feel obligated to sign in and update this shitty piece of online space when i actually enter this site to see who tagged the goddamn cbox?
*sigh*
and the thing is, nobody ever left a message so why am i writing this space now when apparently no one gives a shit, no one will ever know. *sigh #2*
ah, whatevs, at least i can call everyone a pussy. ha, i just came back from a suhweeeet trip to jb with the dudes. jay-motherfucking-b i tell you. muhhhh-lay-siaaaa. we had dinner at danga bay, which up till now i still have no idea where exactly is it because we all know that i'm a retard at navigation. real talk. all i know is that we all had excellent seafood and qamarul have the hair of a rock god. yo, remember the other time i told you guys about the tom yam noodles at newton? duuude, the shit across the causeway almost makes singpore food appear like it's goddamn tasteless mee gorengs that you tried to cook at your first attempt. yep, i said it, whut? malaysia food is superb and apparently the chicks there are despite whatever stereotypes you have about malaysian chicks, they are actually fine as hell man. i might consider marrying a minah kampung. why? because they know how to cook excellent, better than newton food and they listen to their partners. not saying that singaporean chicks are stubborn and don't know how to cook. i know how you singaporean girls will get when you see this so don't go around and tell your friends that "herman disses us and yet he still asks for numbers and give away condoms to random girls"
ick, i'm getting unfunny and it's all because you guys are lame. pussies.
but for real though, having your friends at your place and play pet society on facebook at the same time is kiiiiinda gay. just sayin'.
*sigh*
and the thing is, nobody ever left a message so why am i writing this space now when apparently no one gives a shit, no one will ever know. *sigh #2*
ah, whatevs, at least i can call everyone a pussy. ha, i just came back from a suhweeeet trip to jb with the dudes. jay-motherfucking-b i tell you. muhhhh-lay-siaaaa. we had dinner at danga bay, which up till now i still have no idea where exactly is it because we all know that i'm a retard at navigation. real talk. all i know is that we all had excellent seafood and qamarul have the hair of a rock god. yo, remember the other time i told you guys about the tom yam noodles at newton? duuude, the shit across the causeway almost makes singpore food appear like it's goddamn tasteless mee gorengs that you tried to cook at your first attempt. yep, i said it, whut? malaysia food is superb and apparently the chicks there are despite whatever stereotypes you have about malaysian chicks, they are actually fine as hell man. i might consider marrying a minah kampung. why? because they know how to cook excellent, better than newton food and they listen to their partners. not saying that singaporean chicks are stubborn and don't know how to cook. i know how you singaporean girls will get when you see this so don't go around and tell your friends that "herman disses us and yet he still asks for numbers and give away condoms to random girls"
ick, i'm getting unfunny and it's all because you guys are lame. pussies.
but for real though, having your friends at your place and play pet society on facebook at the same time is kiiiiinda gay. just sayin'.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
KURAP!
for those of you who missed the chance to punch me in the face, you can try to do so again tonight. where i'll be at : the L-CUBE. go google it or something. pussy.
the real reason i made this blog is so i can call everyone a pussy. hahaha.
the real reason i made this blog is so i can call everyone a pussy. hahaha.
Friday, March 6, 2009
we don't live forever
again, for those of you who are looking to punch me in the face, you can find me tonight at orchard cathay cineleisure at 8.30pm. lookout for dude in berms t-shirt and the pretentious hat. peace everyone.
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