herman restraint

"apparently you people think i'll delete my blog. you fucking pussies"

2009-05-17T00:01:00.003+08:00

hey turds. you suckers still read this thing don't ya? i know you do. i went through all this trouble to log in and drag the mouse over to 'create post' and click it is because i want all of you to read this thing that zul wrote about me. oh look at me, i'm all blue..please click on me! that is all.

aahhh no break ahhh no break ahhhh.

p.s: pussy.

"stupid idiot monkey!"

2009-04-08T19:41:00.001+08:00

don't crush me baby i'm all yours.

SUCK ON THIS!

2009-04-03T15:23:00.004+08:00

my bermudas must be clean, my leg hair must be growing and the planets must be aligned today because I WAS ACCEPTED INTO TEMASEK POLYTECHNIC FINANCE INFORMATICS!

muahaha.. you guys are all pussies!

get better zul

2009-04-01T11:32:00.003+08:00

i saw this guy chasing his girlfriend down dhoby ghaut tonight and reminded myself that my disillusionment with girls can only last so long. me, zul and shah are bound to end up back in the rut of anti-creativity disguised as "girlfriends".

my sister is flying off for 5 days starting tonight. hercules hangs tonight. zul and whoever else he's bringing prooooobably tonight. winning eleven on the ps3 tonight.

p.s: you all are pussies. remember that.

"maaaak kalau tau, tak online sak"

2009-03-21T00:28:00.002+08:00

why is it that i feel obligated to sign in and update this shitty piece of online space when i actually enter this site to see who tagged the goddamn cbox?

*sigh*

and the thing is, nobody ever left a message so why am i writing this space now when apparently no one gives a shit, no one will ever know. *sigh #2*

ah, whatevs, at least i can call everyone a pussy. ha, i just came back from a suhweeeet trip to jb with the dudes. jay-motherfucking-b i tell you. muhhhh-lay-siaaaa. we had dinner at danga bay, which up till now i still have no idea where exactly is it because we all know that i'm a retard at navigation. real talk. all i know is that we all had excellent seafood and qamarul have the hair of a rock god. yo, remember the other time i told you guys about the tom yam noodles at newton? duuude, the shit across the causeway almost makes singpore food appear like it's goddamn tasteless mee gorengs that you tried to cook at your first attempt. yep, i said it, whut? malaysia food is superb and apparently the chicks there are despite whatever stereotypes you have about malaysian chicks, they are actually fine as hell man. i might consider marrying a minah kampung. why? because they know how to cook excellent, better than newton food and they listen to their partners. not saying that singaporean chicks are stubborn and don't know how to cook. i know how you singaporean girls will get when you see this so don't go around and tell your friends that "herman disses us and yet he still asks for numbers and give away condoms to random girls"

ick, i'm getting unfunny and it's all because you guys are lame. pussies.

but for real though, having your friends at your place and play pet society on facebook at the same time is kiiiiinda gay. just sayin'.

KURAP!

2009-03-14T08:43:00.002+08:00

for those of you who missed the chance to punch me in the face, you can try to do so again tonight. where i'll be at : the L-CUBE. go google it or something. pussy.

the real reason i made this blog is so i can call everyone a pussy. hahaha.

we don't live forever

2009-03-06T11:50:00.002+08:00

again, for those of you who are looking to punch me in the face, you can find me tonight at orchard cathay cineleisure at 8.30pm. lookout for dude in berms t-shirt and the pretentious hat. peace everyone.

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!1!!11!!!!

2009-03-04T01:07:00.002+08:00

my exams are on monday and i'm panicking!! omg abu dabhu omg abu dahbu!

p.s: never eat currypuffs if it has no chilli. this is a well-known fact.

last weekend

2009-03-02T12:37:00.004+08:00

i went out with the dudes after work and they wore the same grey fox t-shirt. yep, all four of em. total class. i have to admit, as much as i was impressed with their coolness, i was infuriated because i didn't blend in with them. however, since zul is such a gym junkie these days, (dude, you should see how buffed he is now) i managed to convince him to get me that same t-shirt in exchange for my two months left of gym membership so i guess that kinda even out for all of us. haha who's the sucker now, sucker!

walked all the way from far east plaza to newton under the fucking rain and under the same fucking mini retractable qamarul's umbrella to have dinner at the foodcourt where i was a witness to nutcrackers and awesome food. i had tom yam noodles and yo, soo good. just the thought of one right now makes me salivate. ew. true though. yo, you get some prawns and fishcakes on that mofucker and i'll buy three of them and make sure there is a newton tom yam noodle fanpage in facebook. god. put a little more fishcakes and noodles and i'll set up shop and camp outside your doors. fucking delicious i tell you.

and if you think you couldn't get a bigger tastebud erection than that, i completed the wholesome spiciness and awesomeness in a bowl with just a sip of sugarcane drink. i'm a total champ. just sad that no one digs bravery and courage these days.

later ons, all five of us walked all the way from far east to selegie to play cards. $4.25 for a pack of aladdin cards in 7-11? FUCKING INSANE I TELL YOU. sheesh, even that aladdin and his hot chick jasmine would curse and wished for the genie to burn down the whole 7-11 and its entirity if they ever found out that they are using THEIR name and THEIR popularity to sell those goddamned cards. ugh. i get fired up like this usually, just that i take them out on internet porn, football manager and mafia wars so you don't know how i work. ah whatevs..

all i care now is how i've completed getting ALL giodarno round neck t-shirt colours courtesy of again, zul's wallet. ha, i'm the goddamned king of t-shirts now. i challenge every last one of you to match my collection. oh wait, you can't. you can't. bow down, respect.

erm anyways, my friends in the band A SCAR FILLED CITTEHHH is playing cineleisure this friday evening at eight so take a break from being a pussy and come down and punch me in the face. i'll be the one with the t-shirt, berms and nike slippers with the quicksilver sling bag. laterz fuck-o's.

WAKAKAKA

2009-02-24T09:51:00.001+08:00

i should learn to accept defeat.

I never knew you,don't give up on me

2009-02-17T14:15:00.000+08:00

We are non-existent
But I'll try to be persistent
I've gotta keep on if I want to be close to you
I know you're uninterested.
I'm probably just some stupid kid
I could give up if you would want me to

heart <3 heart

2009-02-15T12:13:00.001+08:00

if that ain't love then i don't know what love is~

a week or two ago...

2009-02-08T17:09:00.002+08:00

i look like a model!

longest. post. ever.

2009-02-05T23:56:00.003+08:00

playing soccer the whole day today makes me go all sore everywhere from the nether regions to my neck to my arms to even my eyebrows. played with the ite dudes for p.e. (lol i know, wtf right, that i'm twenty already and still using the same pathetic word of p.e), then walked to tp to have meet the awesome two, omgheyzul and shahimself (pronounced as one word) to have an even more awesome time at the tp street soccer court. lalala, met them at mushroom, met zul's dude zamir with his gf and the one half of the AHHHFRO twin, eddy aiden. posed there for awhile, did scoped for a couple of cute chickies and went to the cheers to our drinks on. man.. the drinks section of that place reminds me of that CHAAACITYY MAYNNEEEEE dude a.k.a the stocked fridge guy but with only more varieties and shit. got the usual pokka 500ml two bottles for two dollars.. had to share with the whitehead because i honestly think that drinking two bottles is just absurd.

well again, blah blah blah, got to the court, said hey to some unfriendly looking dudes and started slaying the teams one goal at a time. well.. i don't mean to exaggerate here but i was in the form of my life scoring three goals while omgheyzul a.k.a john kassim netted the rest (two). lost some, won some but the punchline to this entry is just that i FELL DOWN WHILE TRYING TO EXIT THE COURT VIA ATHLETIC STYLE..and for those of you who ain't sure what athletic style is.. you know how people wanted to climb over a short wall of lets say.. 90cm. they could choose to either a) climb over elegantly by sitting on the wall first, then proceed to turn inside and lift your legs over the other side one at a time and then softly landing on the ground or b) recklessly jumping over using your dominant hand as a crutch as you fling yourself upward and turn your body with your hand as a pivot in order to get yourself to that desired location... and no prizes for those who guess i used method number two and failed. miserably.

thankfully, the dudes came to my aid, looking over that small street soccer wall, to make sure i was okay and then proceeded to laugh for the next two and a half minutes. good dudes, i don't know how i'll do without them. haha, so got up awkwardly, tried to laugh away the embarassment of falling infront of more than 15 people who i never spoke a sentence to ever. well.. thankfully no one except zul and shah laughed because i might just have to fight everyone of them just to show how pussy they truly are..

lost form after that, started feeling lightheaded when shah kept on misplacing his passes and zul put on his "i'm not happy with the way my team is playing" look and started to take potshots everywhere around the court. i tried to pick up a ball from zul when suddenly i felt my right calf tightened and i had to lay down there like a wounded beast. the nice dude and BFF zul instructed me to relax my leg and he reliefed me with his lovin hands.

haha this is funny because, a lil side track here, zul brought his "PROUDLY GAY-ING" t-shirt for soccer but turned out didn't wear it because he's a pussy but instead wore his macpherson sec football jersey. ugh.. everyone now... PUSSY! so i wore his shirt just show how fun i can get. and wait... now i know why no one laughed at me when i fell.. no one wants to laugh openly to a gay who falls down awkwardly right?

eh, so after zul nursed me, i stepped out and got replaced by shah's classmate which happened to be stellar and instantly clicked with zul playing in the centre. YO, definitely after that we indeed seen zul's flashes of brilliance and saw him to get on his form of his life with like, no exaggeration, 15 goals in ten minutes. magnificent stuff from that dude man. so yeah.. pretty cool. the game toned down abit when everyone seems to be leaving. kicked around with the dudes for a little then changed and played daidee because zul is pushing us to play with him. he claims he "wants to practice". lame.

went to kfc where we spent the next 10 minutes arguing what kind of food to order because we all wanted to eat chicken in a bucket but it was goddamn expensive so we had to settle for a three piece meal with cheese fries. ate two of em, then regretted ordering so much because we thought we could finish all of em. blame shah for that.

got home soon after when it finally downed on me that i could not even walk around normally. had to text zul that i was being sore before i started this post. he replied, "you should wake up tmr and feel the wrath of it all".

not stoked!

p.s: eating mee soto with the librarians tmr at the food court behind my house. SAHWEEEET!

go shawtayy it's yer bifday!

2009-01-26T13:13:00.003+08:00

lol, today is my birthday and man do i feel old. now that i'm 20, responsibility is 2 nothces higher.. and man, i'm not so stoked for all these, bills, expenditure, girls and all that. but the one thing that i look out for this public holiday; i.e: my birfday, is of course presents. i don't want to bore you with the mundane details of what i wanted because we both know that it'll never end, still, i.e;, kiera knightley, alicia tyler, erra fazira, britney spears circa '02, megan fox, amy winehouse.. well you know the drill. but i gots an armani diamonds and something else i couldn't remember what so i guess that's enough. shit, i don't know what to say else, but man, what do i know, right?

ahhh... all i know is that zul is my all time best bud and i'll do everything to make him smile. i'm ~~not~~ going to fob's with him on the 10th. w00ts!-

i know i'm sliiightly late

2009-01-16T19:31:00.001+08:00

but happy 2009 to you guys.

apparently people think i'll delete my blog

2008-12-14T00:00:00.001+08:00

you fucking pussies.

tonight i invited blogger into my bedroom...

2008-11-15T21:20:00.000+08:00

okay, so i finally decided to run my ridiculousness over the internet and you may or may not be welcomed into the catchy rhetoric that i'll be spouting.

stay tuned boys and girls.

god bless. good night.